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American Pit Bull Terrier / Dogue de Bordeaux / Mixed  : :  Male (neutered)  : :  Adult  : :  Medium

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Name: You don't name Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris breaches inter-species communication and gives you permission to know his name. Chuck Norris also gives you permission to call him Chuckles, Chuck Pibble, Mr. Chuck, the Chuckanator, and Princess.

Sex: Chuck Norris is all man. Chuck Norris' testicles could've cured cancer, but he's neutered. When Chuck Norris got neutered, the doctor walked away limping.

Weight: Chuck Norris is made of unbreakable steel and weighs so much that elevators can't lift him. Or possibly about sixty pounds.

Good with dogs?: All dogs love Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris prefers dogs who can stay cool in his presence, but he understands that Chuck Norris is incredible and awesome and hard to contain oneself around, so he is patient with dogs that are overexcited to be in his presence. Chuck Norris is always polite with his fans because being Chuck Norris is an amazing responsibility.

Good with cats?: Chuck Norris allows cats to live in his house.

Good with kids?: Chuck Norris is good with everyone. He currently lives with an infant human, and Chuck Norris' kisses can turn tears into laughter. Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain to amuse small children. Chuck Norris once threw himself in front of a cobra that was about to strike a kid. The cobra bit Chuck Norris instead. It spent five days in agony before dying. Chuck Norris didn't even notice.

Hobbies: You don't snuggle Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris snuggles you. Hard. Like a superhero. If superheros liked snuggles (which they do, but only Chuck Norris is man enough to admit it). Chuck Norris' foster mom once threw a tennis ball for him, and he brought back three tennis balls. Chuck Norris eats raw hides made from velociraptors in his spare time.

Tricks/Commands: Chuck Norris doesn't follow any commands because he is Chuck Norris. If you ask nicely, he will sit, down, come when called, and walk nicely on a leash.

Crate Trained?: Chuck Norris understands and approves of occasionally hanging out in a crate to protect the rest of the world from the power of his amazing.  

Activity Level?: Chuck Norris likes to zoom around really fast fighting crime before settling on a nice couch or bed for the rest of the day to watch the fruits of his labor. Chuck Norris invented the army crawl. Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in three moves.

Fun Things You Do?: Chuck Norris and Superman once had a bet on who was the more awesome. The loser had to start wearing his underwear outside his pants. Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Chuck Norris stories. When you give him belly rubs, Chuck Norris makes you feel better. Chuck Norris' kisses can cure depression. Chuck Norris will share his string cheese with you.

Who You Currently Live With: Chuck Norris shares his house with foster sister Izzy the Superhero Pibble, two adult foster humans, and human baby Jack the Boy Wonder.

About The Chuck Norris

  • Status: Adopted!
  • Adoption Fee: 300.00
  • Species: Dog
  • Rescue ID: 13-0005
  • General Color: Red/Golden/Orange/Chestnut with White
  • Distinguishing Marks: red with white chest
  • Eye Color: Copper
  • Ear Type: Rose
  • Current Size: 60 Pounds
  • Current Age: 4 Years 10 Months
  • Location: Foster Care
  • Microchipped: Yes
  • Fence Required: No
  • Housetrained: Yes
  • Obedience Training Needed: Has Basic Training
  • Exercise Needs: Low
  • Grooming Needs: Low
  • Shedding Amount: None
  • Owner Experience Needed: None
  • Reaction to New People: Friendly

More about The Chuck Norris

Good with Dogs, Good with Cats, Good with Kids, Good with Adults, Somewhat vocal, Does Good in the Car, Does not require a yard, Likes to be in your lap, Apartment OK, Playful, Affectionate, Eager To Please, Even-tempered, Gentle, Goofy

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