Oh Don’t Mind Us

Random Pittie
So what is it with pitties and their voyeurism? Yes – I am gonna bring it up. Sex. There are at any given time 4-6 between B and I. And this is what we have noticed.
When things become… er … affectionate Ike and the Chi are outta there. I mean really all we have to do is move closer to each other and those two dogs flee like thieves in the night. The pittie girls continue to lay there like bricks. They hunker down. They don’t even have the decency to move over. It doesn’t matter if you invade their space even. And Madeline actually stares. At least Debbie has some sort of decorum and will just continue her snooze. OK – maybe she will occasionally lean her head back like she wants to be pet.
But people this (see pic below) is not what you want to look over and see when you are feeling sexy.

Madeline
So we were thinking Debbie and Madeline were just boundary-less little pigs. Enter Paco & Meeko.
Last weekend we were laying in bed as couples do and well… you know. On cue Ike bails. Madeline, Paco and Meeko remained. For the duration. When things quieted down they moved in closer like slutty little leeches.
We discussed this and wondered, has anyone else had a similar experience? I know people kid all the time ’bout their dogs “watching”. But what about you all and your pitties. Do they hang out on the bed with you too? Failing to move unless physically extricated from the premises? Or is it we, B and me, who are the boundary-less little pigs?
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OMG, that is so funny. No, you are not alone!!
Great post! I literally laughed out loud at my desk
Just wanted to let you know, you are in fact not alone, I think they are boundry less pigs, he he he
Lara leave it to you to bring this topic up! lol!!!
If there is a door the dogs stay behind it. If not, my female will look the other way and move, but the big dopey boy…I don’t think he gets it. One time he decited to mosey on over and put his head (uh…in the way). heehee
This is absolutely hilarious!!!
We have some cats that won’t budge unless given a physical heeve-ho.
And yeah, the dogs are little voyeurs, which usually means they’re crated or shut in another room. Because you’re right, gotta love the dogs, but they don’t encourage that lovin’ feeling.
Of course, J would say “what?! When do we even have to worry about this?!” Poor deprived guy.